He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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