Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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