I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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