butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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