Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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