No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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