Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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