I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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