We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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