he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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