Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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