Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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