i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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