i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
