i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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