My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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