let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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