Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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