How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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