Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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