16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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