We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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