How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
