i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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