Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You don't make any sense
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