You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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