I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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