Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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