So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well I just put wine in my tea
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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