Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
