NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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