just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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