i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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