Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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