I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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