hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Your tits are I can't wait for
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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