i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
In America we eat man semen.
this boner is exhausting
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
