Your tits are I can't wait for
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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