Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I can't turn off my feet"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
