love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Randomize
