You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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