Yo dont text me then not text me
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There's always time for handjobs
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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