i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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