do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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