Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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