Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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