at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
