Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.

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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone

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(607): View more from New York

he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him

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at least he gets points for a creative booty call

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(305): View more from Florida

I don't even know why I got my vag waxed

(786): View more from Florida

Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.

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(708): View more from Illinois

For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...

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(516): View more from New York

I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"

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(347): View more from New York

I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.

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