i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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