I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
