I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Randomize
