if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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