sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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