How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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